On g-strings and other things.

Dear Miss Littleheart: My wife wants to go to a bachelorette party, and I know there will be strippers there. It’s not that I don’t trust her, but I don’t trust the strippers. Should I let her go or should I take a stand and forbid her? Sincerely, Chip Endale Dearest Chip: I think your [...]

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IDK, my BFF Jill? AFK — BRB! LOL! Kill me.

Dear Miss Littleheart: So there’s this guy and we met at a school dance and my friend was trying to get me to dance with someone and she chose him (cuz he was so cute) and he’s like sure and the first thing he says was “I can’t dance for my life… but I wanna dance [...]

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Bee stings are dangerous.

Dear Miss Littleheart: There’s this guy at work who, I think, likes me. I mean, he drops by my desk pretty regularly and talks and flirts with me. He notices when my hair changes and compliments my outfits. He’ll ask me to help him out on something, which I will, and then I won’t see [...]

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Of boys and berries. Not boysenberries.

Dear Miss Littleheart: I have just moved into a one bedroom apartment with my boyfriend. My parents (conservative, religious) are coming to meet him (liberal, heathen-ish) for the first time. Should I respect their wishes and be honest with them about all things, or should I just claim that I am sleeping on the couch [...]

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Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou?

Dear Miss Littleheart: I have several single girlfriends. They are all fabulous, and we’re BFFs. They want to meet “Mr. Right” so they can get married, but it ain’t happen’in. What’s happened to all the good men out there??? I’ve been married to a wonderful guy for three years now. What advice do you have [...]

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How much is a flight to Germany these days?

ATTENTION LADIES OF BERLIN: The fine fellows of Chippendales will be touring your fair country very soon, so dust off your good wig, haul the Spanx up over your front and back fannies, find a designated driver for the Autobahn, get a taste for roofie appletinis, and WOO HOO good times! See you there! Although [...]

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Road trips with strangers never amount to anything good.

Dear Miss Littleheart: I recently went on a road trip with some people I met on the Internets, only to find that they were all: (a) lame; (b) fat; (c) flatulent; and (d) far too into Canadian music. Unfortunately, I feel I may have led one of those persons to believe I might be romantically [...]

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Did I hurt her feelings?

Dear Miss Littleheart: I have a friend that’s a girl but she isn’t my girlfriend if you know what I mean. Over the summer some of my friends started avoiding me, and now I think it’s because my friend liked me but I asked out her friend instead, but it didn’t work out. Now summer is [...]

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There are no gentlemen at the gentlemen’s club.

Dear Miss Littleheart: What do you do when you find that your husband has used the JOINT credit card for entry to a gentleman’s club? You know, one of those nudie bars? Where they shake their naughty bits for money stuffed into their dubious underwear? Have you ever heard of such a place, Miss Littleheart? [...]

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I love Greek food

Dear Miss Littleheart: What is the best way to ask my girlfriend if she has heard aboot the Greek love? Internationally, Fabio Dearest Fabio: I’m not sure if I understand your question. The Greeks are no different than you or me. In fact, the Greek civilization has been around for thousands of years and hundreds [...]

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