This is that slouchy/grouchy girl from Twilight. Somebody needs to help her, as I don’t understand what is going on with her hair:
Why does she have a stripe of it on her forehead? Do they not pay people ridiculous amounts of money to stand around with a comb and giant can of AquaNet (pink label) for emergencies such as this? I need to apply for a job like that; nobody would have foreheads split into visual hemispheres on my watch. Maybe it just fell in her eyes when she was slouching in her ill-fitting dress. Or when she twitched. Or both. Anyhoo, I don’t get the whole tween mania for the vampires. They all look like they need a good scrubbing. I think every show on TV now has some sort of bloodsucker (I’m looking at you, Dora the Explorer). Harry Potter must be so jealous now that the tweens have moved on from Hogwarts to translucent, pouting vampires.
Meh, all this kid stuff is aggravating me. Speaking of kids, I’ll be in my lounge mixing up a batch of Drunken Shirley Temples. No, you can’t have the recipe.
